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A : I'm over you. B : What? Are you serious? A : I'm serious. I don't think we fit each other. B : Angie, think it over. We can't end like this.

A : Hey, what are you doing? B : I'm doing sit-ups. I decided to lose some weight. A : Oh, that's interesting. I've never seen you doing exercise. B : You are going to be more surprised than this when you see me in 2 months.

A : The weather is so hot, today, isn't it? B : Don't speak to me. I'm in dire need of water. A : Oh, just wait here. I'll get a bottle of water over there

A : Hey, Angie, why don't we go on a picnic this weekend? B : You're so mean. You know I'm unemployed. I have no money! A : Oh, sorry. I forgot. But I can handle all the cost. You just come along with me. B : Um... in that case... That's a great idea!

A : Oh, what should I do? Call for or just wait for her call? B : Let's flip for it. Heads for calling her, tails for waiting her call. Okay? A : Okay. Let's do that.

A : Are you all right? You look really ill. B : Oh, it's terrible. Maybe it's acold. A : Go to a hospital. You need to get a shot. B : Well... no. It will get better.

A : Hey, Angie, you want to drink some milk? B : No, I can't. I'm allergic to milk. A : Oh, really? That's too bad. B : Yeah. Food with high protein is harmful to me. I have atopy.

A : Every time I hold your baby, he cries. B : Umm. Maybe he doesn't like you. Let me hold him for a sec. A : Oh, he really stopped crying. He hates me!

A : I heard that you're a friend of Cristina Aguilera. Is that right? B : Yeah, we grew up together. A : Wow, that's really cool! What was she like? I mean, what's the first thing that pops into your head? B : Oh, she was really fat!

A : Hey, it's so nice to see you again! B : Yeah, how long has it been? 7 years? A : Somewhere around that. You haven't changed a bit, by the way.