행복 파수꾼

A : Hey did you catch the New Maury Show this morning? B : You bet! Wasn't it wild? A : By the way, what's hoe? The guys were kept saying that word. B : It's not a good word. It demeans the woman who is being referred to. A : You mean, pardon my expression, like slut? B : Exactly ! It's very derogatory, so you shouldn't use it.

A : What's the matter with you these days? B : What do you mean? A : You look as if you are in the seventh heaven. B : Well, I'm head over heels in love. A : With whom? You just broke up with Jane last month. B : It's Susan. It was love at first sight. # broke up : 붕괴, 이별, 싸움을 말리다 등등 Head over heels : 곤두박질치다, 일상에서 사랑에 푹 빠져 아무것도 못..

A : Why are you making a long face, honey? B : It's your mother! A :What did she do this time? B : I know she means well, but today she had already made dinner when I got home. A : She is just trying to help you out. B : Yeah, but I just feel that it's my responsibility to feed the kids.

A : So, how about it, James? B : Oh, Emily, I still have a reservation about it. A : What's there to think about? B : Living together is a big commitment. A : Honey, we are practically living together now. Besides, it will save us a iot of expenses. B : You may be right, but I'll have to sleep on it one more time.

A : Congratulation! I heard your son is tying the knot. B : Thank you. A : So tell me about the bride. B : Well, her name is Janet Firestone and they met in college. A : Don't mind me for asking, but aren't you at least upset that he's marrying a non -korean? B : At first, I was taken back, but I got over the face that my grand child will look somewhat different from me.

A : Did you know that the US population is now 28 million? B : It sure is a lot of people. A : This kind of population growth unprecedented. B : Imagine that just 380 years ago, this land was almost empty. A : I guess that's why America is called the land of immigrants. B : That's what I say.

A : Did you hear about the high school shooting incident in San Diego? B : It was very unfortunate. A : I don't understand why things like this keep happening. B : Well, one reason is that there are too many guns around. A : Why doesn't the govement ban individuals from possessing guns? B : I guess it's easier said than done.

A : What's eating you? B : It's the mortgage on my house. A : What do you mean? B : I can't keep up the payment, since I lost my second job. A : Have you thought about selling the house? B : Yeah, but no one wants to buy a house during a recession.

A : Is that a new watch? B : Yeah, I got it when I visited New York City. A : You must have coughed up a lot of dough. B : It's a knockoff. I bought it from a peddler.

A : You could have called me at least once! B : Chill out! You don't know what happened. It was really a matter of life and death. A : All right, so what was the matter of life and death. B : I was learning how to snowboard. It was really hard. But now I can even turn!