Checking out

Woman: Did you enjoy your stay?
Man: Yes, thank you.

Woman: Here is your bill, sir.
Man: Huh?! What are all these charges?

Woman: They’re mostly phone charges. I see that you made several long distance calls.
Man: But it was only for a minute!

Woman: Well, international calls can be very expensive.
Man: I see that!! Next time, I’ll have to get a calling card!

Woman: Not a bad idea. How would you like to pay, sir?
Man: Charge it to the card.

Woman: Here’s your receipt. Are you taking the airport shuttle bus?
Man: Yes.
Woman: The bus is waiting for you outside. Have a nice day!