On an airplane

Man: Excuse me, can I get an extra blanket and pillow?
Woman: Sure. I’ll be right back.

 

Woman: Here you go.
Man: When are we taking off?

Woman: I’m sorry for the delay. It’ll be a few more minutes.
Man: Then, could I get something to drink?

Woman: What would you like?
Man: Some beer and nuts, please.

Woman: Just a moment, sir.
Man: And a newspaper, too!

Woman: Could you wait until we take off?
Man: I guess so.

Woman: Please put your seat in the upright position and fasten your seat belt.